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  • 2025 College Football Playoff Wrapped – “The Butthole Hair Bet”

    2025 College Football Playoff Wrapped – “The Butthole Hair Bet”

    I wouldn’t say I’ve ever “Done Drugs”, but, perhaps after two prescription strength anti-inflammatories & Acetaminophen, 60ML of Nyquil, and 30ML of Tylenol (I just had oral surgery days before), In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have put $5 on a Chicago Bears Win, then texted my boss “I’ll singe my Butthole Hairs off with a… Read more

  • The Diarrhea Meter: 2025 Spirit Halloween Animatronics (Part. 1)

    The Diarrhea Meter: 2025 Spirit Halloween Animatronics (Part. 1)

    So, as most of you know, one of the many things I’ve done in the haunt industry over the years is build, remodel, and fix animatronics that are constantly used inside and outside of haunted houses almost every night. With that being said, regardless of if they’re supposed to be “discount,” “basic,” “generic store bought,”… Read more